I know we're dealing with some major inflation right now but this dime from Marine Johannes last night? Thing was worth at least a buck fifty.
Quantum stabilized atom mirror. It's described by physicists as the smoothest surface ever. But I guarantee you none of those science nerds have ever watched this pass on loop for an hour straight. Somehow it gets crispier every time. I'm sure it still won't be good enough for all the pros in the comment section who routinely pull these passes off at their local YMCA Sunday morning runs. But it's good enough for me. Whenever Philly finally gets a WNBA team, it's Marine Johannes or bust.