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A Substitute Teacher in DC Blew a Student On The First Day Of School, He Recorded It On His Phone, And I Guess That's All Frowned Upon


NBC - A substitute teacher in D.C. accused of having sex with a student on her first day at the school pleaded not guilty. Symone Greene, 22, was working at Options Public Charter School in Northeast D.C. on Friday when she first met the victim, a 17-year-old football player, according to court documents. The student told police he was working as an office assistant and helped Green twice that day in her English class. The student says he flirted with Greene during class, gave her his cell phone number, and later received a text message from her. While the student did not recall the exact contents of their messages, he said he did ask if she was “kinky.” She allegedly responded, ‘I don’t tell[;] I show,” court documents state. Toward the end of the school’s pep rally that day, the teen went to Greene’s classroom, where she allegedly performed oral sex behind the teacher’s desk. The victim recorded the sex act and later shared the video with his teammates and a childhood friend. Greene has been charged with first-degree sexual assault against a minor in a significant relationship. Although the age of consent in D.C. is 16, Greene was charged because she was the teen’s teacher. According to D.C. law, age-of-consent rules are not in play in when it comes to “significant relationships,” which include teachers and their students. Greene had a court date Wednesday, where she pleaded not guilty and was ordered to stay away from the vicitm, minors and Options Public Charter School.

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Oh so what, a teacher sucked a student’s dick on the first day of school. Big whoop. Is that illegal now? Can’t suck dicks on the first day of school? Obama’s America, ladies and gentlemen. She got back from a long summer vacation, and just wasn’t ready to give it up quite yet. Couldn’t quit cold turkey. So she began easing herself off the party train. First she was going to give blowies, then HJs, then OTPHJs, then just the occasional busy hallway bump n run. So let’s all calm down on charging her with all sorts of crimes.

Plus, how could she resist this sort of smooth talk?

AWESOME! Now I’m left wondering what number he was. Would say a lot about the kid. Gotta be a QB right? If I had to guess, it’d probably be 7. Seems like a reasonable number of times to get blown for a 17 year old. Not too outrageously high, but still kinda cocky, acting like he can go 7 times in a day. Anything more than that he’s just not being truthful, anything less he’s not going to impress the substitute teacher.