Howitzergate Has Come Full Circle
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In 2011 when I was blogging 26 hours a day eating 2 loafs of bread from Panera for lunch I posted a paparazzi picture of Tom Brady's son. Said the kid had a howitzer on him. The joke was Peyton Manning couldn’t dream of having a kid with that big a Howitzer. But then the news talked about it, Howard Stern talked about it, and the cops came to my house threatening me if I didn't take it down. The cowards at WEEI kicked me off. #HowitzerGate was one of the first Barstool controversies, 11 years ago and today it came full circle when Brady basically put his dick online today and well…howitzer.
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That's how you go full circle.
PS: He's making a movie about us and we've been putting his face on t-shirts for years so we can call it even now. I still want to be in it though.
PS: We did a documentary about the entire saga.