I Asked The New Barstool Interns All The Important Questions

Whenever I meet someone for the first time, I can't help but wonder the obvious. Were they a vaginal birth or a C-section baby? And naturally the follow up to that is, "Were they breastfed or a formula baby?" Once I get the answer to those vital questions, I feel like I have a way better understanding of them as a person. Knowing their blood type and if they are an organ donor can help too. 

In my head, I've sorted the interns into four different groups. 

-Vaginal birth, breastfed

-Vaginal birth, formula

-C-section, breastfed

-C-section, formula

I also made this one kid eat a hot pocket to see his dedication. 

You can watch all the intern interviews with this year's crop in the new Stool Scenes.