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Erling Haaland Laughs And Immediately Scores After A Swedish Defender Called Him A 'Whore' And That He'd 'Break His Legs'

Take it easy guy. If you're going to call one of the best players in the world a whore and threaten to break his legs you need to do one of two things. You either need to break his legs because you made that threat or you need to make sure he doesn't score right on you. Either one really because this is embarrassing. You can't talk all that shit and then have Haaland score immediately. 

It's a bold game here. I'm very pro shit talking, but you need to be better than this. This just seems like the guy who can't take a joke and fires back way over the top. We all know that guy. Every single group has that one guy. In Sweden's case Alexander Milosevic is that guy. 

I love Haaland's response though. He can*safely* say he's not a whore. Didn't even have to think about it. He's just flat out not a whore. Don't you ever dare think about him as a whore just because he got a shit ton of money to play soccer. Don't you ever dare think about him as a whore just because he decided to go to Manchester City and join that loaded squad. 

Lesson here is simple. Talk shit, stay within the lines and don't you fucking let a guy score right after doing it.