It's Amazing There Aren't More Deaths At Casinos Based Solely On How Idiots Play Blackjack

Morons. Every last one of them. Morons to the max. Especially that last specimen who wanted to split a God-given blackjack. 

Best just find a table that you like with people who are civilized and not have to worry about burning the entire place to the ground. Also being psychic kinda helps the mojo. 

White Sox Dave and myself are currently battling the Barstool iCasino/simple mathematics/ourselves live as we know it. Come through and wallow in all our misery.