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Humans Are On Thin Ice After Giving This Lion The Worst Haircut On The Planet

Look at what they did to my boy. 

I know that humans feel like we're running shit here on Earth, but that's just because we haven't pushed the animals to their breaking point yet. There's going to come a time when these ferocious beasts realize they can fuck us up royally if they just band together. And I think fucking up the king of the jungle with that disastrous cut should be enough to finally tip them over the edge. 

Where the hell is PETA when you need them? You want to talk about animal cruelty? How about making an apex predator look like the owner of the Raiders. Looks like my man is about to go wild on Rumspringa. The moment the lion community sees this, it's over for us. Lion attacks are going to be up tenfold at least. 

What I will say, however, is this clearly shows that we're all the same. Doesn't matter if you're human or the king of the jungle. We're all pathetic when it comes to telling our barber they botched up a cut. I bet the barber turned this lion around, put the mirror up to his face, said "what you think" and then this lion just had to straight up lie and say "looks great, man, thanks". He knows it looks like dog shit. We all know it looks like dog shit. But what is a man or a lion to do when your barber sucks but you're too much of a coward to do anything about it? Impossible relationship to get out of.