What is it with these teams? They seem insistent on spoiling us hockey purists. I'd had my fill after a 9-6 Calgary win in Game 1. Then, Connor McDavid kept going God Mode and helping Edmonton win the next three. With the Flames' postseason lives at stake on Thursday, Game 5 decided to get feloniously drunk and account for more INSANE goal-scoring.
Bless you Spittin' Chiclets and Mr Matthew CFB Twitter guy for getting these posted in such quick succession.
I mean the announcers don't even have time to catch their breath to call these things. I don't even have time to break them down or fully appreciate them. I usually like to get a little more into it. But this is Oilers-Flames. Battle of Alberta. Playoff hockey. High-quality shit. Just watch and enjoy and let me get the hell out of the way.