Lighten the Fuck Up! They Met Online and Decided to go for a Romantic Walk in the Country...

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A young couple who only recently met online decided to go for a romantic walk through a remote area in the country one beautiful Saturday afternoon.

As they walked hand in hand and strolled down a dirt road surrounded by giant evergreens, the guy's lustful desire began getting the best of him…

Just as he started making his move she interrupted, "I hope you don't mind, but I really have to take a pee first…"

Slightly taken aback by this, he kept his composure and replied patiently, “Okay, no problem. Why don't you just duck behind that hedge and do your business."

She nodded in agreement and then disappeared behind the hedge. As he waited, he could hear her tight-fitting denim shorts being unzipped and then free-falling down her long shapely legs, followed by what he imagined to be the slow descent of a sexy thong. He began visualizing her incredibly curvy body bent over and vulnerable…

Unable to contain his animal instincts any longer, he put his hand through the hedge and began softly caressing her smooth inner thigh with the tips of his fingers…

He quickly moved his hand up her thigh further when suddenly and with great surprise, he found himself gripping a long, thick appendage dangling between her legs…

In horror, he shouted, "My God, Sandra, did you have a sex change?"

"No," she replied. "The only thing I've changed is my mind. I've decided to drop a deuce before we get started…"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

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