The Carolina Hurricanes Are A Bunch Of Cowards, Refuse To Let Out Of State Ranger Fans Buy Tickets To Playoff Games
Gregg Forwerck. Getty Images.The Carolina Hurricanes are a direct result of what happens in a society that tries to rid itself of bullying. These are a bunch of dorks who deserve to get bullied mercilessly. They think they can just run around and make all these whacky and zany stupid jokes but the moment you say something mean about them, they cry out for mommy. Don Cherry tried to save us all by stuffing these nerds into a locker but people are idiots and said that Don was just an old man yelling at the clouds. And on top of everything, they're a bunch of broke bitches.
You'd think a team with as little value as the Hurricanes would want to make sure they're using this playoff run to their advantage and make as much off of ticket sales as they can. Just look at the difference in prices here between the cheapest seats you can get in Raleigh for games 1 and 2, and then the cheapest seats you can get at MSG for games 3 and 4.
You can go to the 2nd round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs for under a hundred bucks right now. I'd be pretty embarrassed if I were the Hurricanes there. But there's a little thing called supply and demand. And if the demand isn't there from the hometown crowd, well then the least you can do is hope some folks from New York want to make a trip out of it and buy up a bunch of tickets to see their Rangers on the road. Only issue with that is…
By the way, it's not like Carolina is hurting for attendance this year. They're in the top half of the league when it comes to attendance in the 2021-22 season. They averaged somewhere around 92% attendance throughout the season. So it's not like they're Ottawa or Arizona playing in an empty arena all year. Which is why I'm confused why they're doing this in the first place. Are they really that worried about Rangers fans packing out PNC Arena? Or are they just so ridiculously soft that they can't handle seeing any blue sweaters in the crowd?
It's just a shame. I love Rod Brind'Amour. I think the Hurricanes roster is filled with a bunch of really exciting players who are fun to watch. But it's just impossible to root for an organization that operates with a diaper full of piss and shit on a regular basis.