Max Scherzer Beat The Guy Throwing Out The First Pitch Of Tonight's Mets Game To The Mound And Sent His Ass Back To The Stands

I am HOWLING watching that video. Oh you came out to Citi Field with your entire family, paid a small fortune in parking, and were hoping for a memory that lasts a lifetime? Well here's a video of you getting bodied off the bump by the biggest psychopath in baseball. And how about the Mets rep running onto the field like Scherzer was a bomb about to explode instead of just a super competitive, potentially crazy player looking to get loose before his start? Truly hilarious shit. That's the kind of guy I want taking the mound every five days. 

God bless that maniacal madman. Buy a shirt!