Oh. My. God.
We've seen caveman invent the wheel. We've seen Isaac Newton figure out gravity (I think). We've seen Antonio Meucci Invent the telephone. We've seen Elon Musk invent the Tesla. We've seen it ALL, but this? This right here...this is the greatest invention these eyes have ever seen. As you may have heard through the grapevine our beloved summer beverage High Noon is coming out with a Tallboy just in time for the biggest season of them all. That news is amazing in itself. They could've stopped dead in their tracks right there and we all would've been happy!
Yet that's not what High Noons built on. They're built on going above and beyond the call of duty and that's exactly what they did with this RESEALABLE tall boy. When do you ever see a fucking resealable tall boy? The answer is never. Summer 2022 just got a hell of a lot bigger. LFG.