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Calling Men "Bald" Is Officially Sexual Harassment

(DAILY MAIL

Calling a man 'bald' is sex harassment, an employment tribunal has ruled after an employee complained about being called a 'bald cunt'. 

Tony Finn had worked for the West Yorkshire-based British Bung Company for almost 24 years when he was fired in May last year.

He took them to the tribunal claiming, among other things, that he had been the victim of sex harassment following an incident with factory supervisor Jamie King.

Mr Finn alleged that during a shop floor row that almost erupted in violence in July 2019, Mr King had referred to him as a 'bald cunt'.

Hair loss is much more prevalent among men than women so using it to describe someone is a form of discrimination, a judge found.

As well as upholding his sex harassment claim, the tribunal ruled the company had dismissed him unfairly because instead of waiting to hear from police after they complained about his son's involvement, which they claimed they would, they sacked him two working days later.

Mr Finn won claims of unfair dismissal, wrongful dismissal, being subjected to detriments and sex harassment.

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Hooooooo buddy are there some deadbeat losers who are FUCKED now. Every goddamn time I step on camera a coworker or one of you bumbling, moronic internet commenters are shit talking my hair, you sexist fucking pigs. 

Look, I don't know the first thing about "law" but I do know that American courts must act according to "stare decisis", aka "determining points in litigation according to precedent". Doesn't matter if a court ruling is from another country or not. Making fun of men balds is sexist, plain and simple. This ruling is the new lay of the land for the entire world. 

So the next time a jagoff like this coworker shit talks my hair like this…

…yeah, you can go ahead and place a sizable wager on the Barstool Sportsbook (responsibly) that I'll be lawyering up. But I won't be coming for the pay day, I'll be coming for EVERYTHING

Barstool Sports will officially become "Whitesoxdavestool Sports" and my first order of defense would be to make that little Twink Danny Conrad my butler and Carl my "fool" like I'm Joffrey in GoT. Portnoy can retire to Miami if he wants and everyone else can keep doing their thing.

The content will be incredible. Biblical, in fact. 

Can't wait to see the looks on the faces of all these sexist scumbags when they're served their papers

PS - listen to our "Bald Guys" snake draft ft. Uncle Chaps