10 Days Earlier:
Look at Loki digging into his bag of internet tricks to troll his former team as his teammate writes himself into the history books. I'll admit that if this were a few years ago and my hopeless Mets fan soul was still being tormented by the Wilpons, I'd be angry seeing my beloved Amazins taking an unprovoked shot from a guy that spent all winter saying how much he wanted to come back to New York then one morning just decided to follow his ex out west, which put the Mets asses in the jackpot before they landed a couple of decent pitchers named Max Scherzer and Chris Bassitt.
But that's the old Clem. The miserable Clem. The hopeless Clem that didn't think things would ever change. Funny what $14 billion injected directly into your baseball team's wallet can do for a guy's demeanor along with being tied for the most wins in baseball, multiple incredible 9th inning comebacks on the road, and a no-hitter already on the docket before Memorial Day.
So I guess I'll just say congrats to Reid Detmers on the no no, give a hat tip to Noah for the trolling that has some people on #MetsTwitter triggered as I blog this while getting my kids ready for school and wish best of luck to the entire Angels roster keeping up this hot start while playing for a team owned by a guy that has wasted Mike Trout's entire career. Hope to see you guys in October.
Look at that. Emotional growth as a Mets fan. Proof that the Church of Cohentology does indeed heal all wounds (at least until KFC sees this and does a One Minute Man eviscerating Noah).