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Happy Birthday, Francia James!

Smut blogs are so fucking easy... Just embed a shitload of links and hit GO.  Not sure why I don't do more of them.

Anyhoo... Instagram/Fitness/Playboy model and self-described “comedic content creator” Francia James turns 32 today...

(Hmmmmm.)

This Colombian-born lady first shot onto the scene (and caused many to shoot onto their screens) in 2019 after an elephant groped her at a local zoo...

Not long afterward, she was molested by a frisky lemur…

We are still in 2019, and Francia decided to take matters into her own hands by doing some animal molesting of her own… So she rented out an alligator farm and performed various feats of grabass with the reptiles…

THIS MAY BE RESTRICTED ON YOUR BROWSER, BUT SHE ESSENTIALLY OILS UP AND DOES SQUATS WITH A LIVE ALLIGATOR OVER HER SHOULDERS.

Since then she has all but abandoned the animal world to put herself into situations that were made to titillate while dancing the line of public decency…

All the while having an uncanny propensity for being photographed from behind…

I am sure there are a number of readers who are saying, "Not for me, Large." and I can certainly understand people's aversion to this natural beauty…

But along with her enormous attributes, Francia seems to have something so many of her peers do not… A sense of humor…

This is why I proudly count myself among her 11 million loyal followers…

And gladly wish her a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Man, that was easy.

Take a report.

-Large