Don't You Dare Try To Steal The Spotlight Away From Mariah Carey, Even If You're Her Crying Son

Hey, you stupid crying kid.  Gonna need you to be less needy while Momma is at work.  She’ll play with you later but right now it’s time to do what she does best and smile for the cameras.  Who pays the bills around here?  That’s right, Momma does.  That net worth of over $500 million didn’t just appear on her front door step one day.  She had t work for it and posing in front of a billion flashing bulbs is part of it.  Who has sold over 50 million albums worldwide?  That’s right, Momma did.  Who made the hotter-than-hot fire Honey song with Bad Boy? Yep, Momma did.  So shut the fuck up and let her smile for the cameras.  So ungrateful.  Those 24-karat gold diapers don’t just buy themselves.  Not getting enough love is what kids of famous parents have to sacrifice in order to live the best life possible.  That kid has ZERO to cry about.  He already never has to get a job.  He’s set for life.  Oh wahhhhhhhhh my Mommy won’t pay attention to me.  Well I guarantee what that video doesn’t show is him being tucked into a Bentley, driven to a mansion and sleeping in a room 30x bigger than my apartment.  Mariah Carey puts her pants on just like the rest of us- one leg at a time. Except once her pants are on, she makes platinum records.  So suck it up, kid.