Smoke Can't Figure Out Riddle About 30 Cows But It Doesn't Matter Because She's A Smoke

I’m not gonna lie, that video right there sent me spiraling down a path that had me rethinking my entire life and wondering if I even have a future at all.  Because I didn’t get the riddle.  Not at all.  Even after I paused the video and thought about it for a couple minutes I still didn’t understand it and that worries me.  Why?  Because my brain is all I have left to try and get ahead in this world.  It’s the only thing I still have in my arsenal that doesn’t totally suck. I’m a below-average looking guy with bad hair and whose athletic talents are 10 years behind him. If I can’t use smarts to navigate my way through life then I’m cooked. I’m nothing more than a piece of meat with an apartment. But therein lies the beauty of being a hot chick. It doesn’t matter at all that she can’t figure out the riddle.  She’s gonna be just fine.  She’s gonna be more than fine actually. If she had been able to answer the riddle?  Great.  It still wouldn’t really change the fact that she can do whatever the fuck she wants in life. Look at that thigh.  That thigh will allow her to choose any career path she desires. That’s life’s biggest secret that isn’t a secret.  Hot girls can do whatever they want.  Always and forever.

PS- By the way if anybody has a lead on who that chick is, plz send over a link to her Instagram so I can share it with the world.  Thanks.

h/t g spot