New Entry Into The Scumbag Yankees Fan Hall Of Fame After Fans Trash Their Own Field In The Bronx
Some say "Ugly Scene At Yankee Stadium." I just say "Scene at Yankee Stadium" because garbage Yankees fans doing garbage things is not surprising nor is it ugly. It just...is. Just more evidence to add to the already MONSTROUS pile proving that the creatures in the Bronx are some of the biggest trash humans in all of sports. Its all documented here:
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When I first put together that masterpiece, I remember Tommy Leigh and Frankie Borrelli losing their shit that there was THAT many despicable creatures on camera. They were like "This is so dumb. Every ballpark has trash fans," and then I began pointing out skell after skell after SKELL and they were dumbfounded. They were like "how is he doing this? How are there so many of them?" I remember them being like the Breaking Bad scene with Jesse breaking down over Heisenberg:
Because the facts of the matter is that every single game, when they spotlight is on them, they show the world their true dumpster colors. Nationally televised games, noteworthy incidents like this, whatever the situation is. When the cameras are on the Yankees crowd, its an endless parade of douchebags. Whether its the obnoxious Goombas or the disgusting derelicts or the unaware asshole bandwagon fans, when you really pay attention, you realize its just a landfill of losers.
Over the years there have been iconic pictures and videos of them that get voted right into the Scumbag Hall of Fame, and I'm proud to announce that this latest fiasco has provided a new first ballot entry.
Back in the early 2000s we were blessed with this Manzo/Barstool legend:
And then in 2010 we were given this scenery from right field. Like the Last Supper except instead of the most influential religious figures in the history of the world, its just a bunch of degenerate assholes
Seven years later we were blessed with caricature dickhead who looks so rifuckingdiculous I would have bet he was trolling in a Halloween costume. But, nope, this is a real person:
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And today we are blessed with another Hall of Fame Yankees fan. After Myles Shaw was fed up with these losers throwing beer cans at this teammates while they trashed their OWN home field, we saw this scene:
Just a truly preposterous move. You see the middle finger all the time. Maybe the Double Bird when people are really fired up. We went through a whole era of the DX "Suck It" crotch chop. Some people might make the jerk off motion with their hand if they want to disrespect someone. But rare is the two handed diamond pussy signal. You just dont see the Pussy Sign. Guys dont usually go "Throw up those Dynasty signs and flip em upside down, because that person is a VAGINA!" And the icing on the cake from Pussy guy is the reverse angle where you see this "Bogey Boys" shirt:
If you dont know what Bogey Boys is (I didnt), its a clothing company owned by everyone's favorite, Macklemore. So everything here checks out.
So congrats to Pussy Sign Man. Much like earning your Pinstripes, you have earned your ticket to the Scumbag Yankees Fan Hall of Fame. Its not an exclusive club, by any means. Matter of fact, its probably the largest club in the world. Thousands upon thousands Scumbag HOFers in NY. Millions across the world. But to stand out in that Hall Of Fame…to jump out on camera with something as memorable as the Pussy Hands…to join the ranks of Cigar Guy and Prison Mike and the Bleacher Creature Assholes…well that IS impressive. Thats a special level of Scumbaggery only very few achieve. Congrats and God bless, you undoubtedly huge piece of shit. The next time Gerrit Cole gets pulled from a start because he gave up 5 runs in 2/3 of an inning because there was a 2 minute disruption to his routine, I hope you get those Pussy Hands up!