The Giants Are “””Reportedly””” Looking To Trade Kadarius Toney

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Please notice the collection of quotes around reportedly in the headline considering this story is not only being broken by Pat Leonard but it’s being broken on Pat Leonard’s Tik Tok. So I’m putting as much faith in this rumor as I would in one written on a piece of toilet paper that I saw on a bar bathroom floor. I also like to imagine this Kadarius’ IG post was about Pat Leonard.

That being said, I think we can all agree that our guy Yung Joka has been in the news more for stuff off the field than on the field, either because of social media, injuries, or not reporting to different camps. I can’t imagine Joe Schoen likes to trade away super talented players that can do shit that even most of the super freaks that cash a paycheck every Sunday can do, especially if they want to give Daniel Jones the best possible offensive weapons in his fourth season.

But I also have no clue about it there are any issues between Toney and the Giants. I hope this is all bullshit because that video gives any Giants fan worth their salt a huge football boner/lady boner and Pat The Rat already led the charge to run Odell Beckham Jr. out of town, who I was told wasn’t a championship player yet was eating Eli Apple & Co. then got hurt a couple of hours before this picture was taken.

I really need Art Stapleton or Dan Duggan to confirm or deny this so I can know if I can enjoy my Friday night or the next week before the draft or not.

UPDATE: FUCK! A reporter who actually has the respect of Giants fans and people in his profession has confirmed this.

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Can't wait for Kadarius to get traded to another team, change back to number 1 like he had at Florida, and break every NFL receiving record because he'll be the fastest human on the planet.

UPDATE 2: We have a Kadarius Toney Instagram post! I repeat, a Kadarius Toney Instagram post!

Tell'em Joka! You can't believe everything you read on the internet. Granted, I am choosing to believe your Instagram Story with a typo and emojis posted on the internet over the tweet from a professional reporter (not Pat Leonard, fuck him) on the internet is breaking my brain but whatever. Super Bowl back on!