Mike Tyson Can't Be Blamed For Apparently Punching The Shit Out Of A Dude Who Wouldn't Stop Annoying Him On A Plane

Listen, let's get right to the point here. You have to be a fucking LUNATIC to annoy Mike Tyson in general. Then there's a special kind of crazy to be overly annoying on a plane. I don't care how rich and famous you are, you're like everyone else on a plane. Annoyed. You're cramped into a little seat, likely delayed and just want to get to your destination. Put the headphones in and just hope that you get there as fast as possible. 

Frankly I'm on Mike Tyson's side here. Look at that video again. Dude is leaning over the seats, won't shut up. I don't care if you're Mike Tyson or just a random Joe. You earn every right to punch that person in the face. I don't know when it happened, but people just don't act civilized on planes. It's time to get teach all those assholes a lesson and if it's Mike Tyson punching you in the face so be it. 

1. Stop clapping on planes

2. Stop standing up the moment the plane lands as if you're going to get to the front

3. Learn how to board correctly. Find your seat, put your bag up top, sit down. That's it. 

4. Put your headphones in and listen to your podcast, music or watch a show.

That's it. That's all you have to do on a plane. It's pretty simple. 

But back to this specific example. What did this guy think was going to happen? You're annoying Mike Tyson. This Mike Tyson. 

Yeah, I don't care how old he is, I'm politely sitting behind Tyson. Frankly there shouldn't be any charges for Tyson. What else did he have to do? He dealt with it long enough and decided to punch the shit out of the dude. That's life man. And look at that guy! He screams like he needs to be punched in the face - allegedly of course. 

I vote we let Mike Tyson sit on as many planes as possible with the threat of punches until people learn how to act. It's time to make this country right. 

PS: If Mike Tyson really wanted to punch him, the injuries would be a lot more severe. Credit to Mike Tyson for holding back. A round of applause even.