Atlanta Dog Sleds Should Replace Ubers

This is just a miracle of ingenuity. This makes me want to build a dog sled of my own so I can have my dog pull me around town. I'll roll up to the office, to the bar, or to Mintzy's house in a dog-drawn carriage. Won't matter if I do too many squats and can't walk or get absolutely hammered, Whitey will be there to pull me home. 

Would solve a lot of DUI and cheaper than an Uber. Also, dogs at bars are always awesome. This gives me huge Little Rascals Hook and Ladder vibes. Which if you haven't seen the old somewhat controversial show:

The jerry-rigged different fire vehicles are hilarious. They had a terrier on a treadmill acting as the motor. Hope this sends you off to a great Friday!