Lighten the Fuck Up! An Absolutely Stunning Young Woman Gave Her Husband A Big, Wet Kiss...

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An extremely wealthy investor and his wife of 25 years, were having dinner at a five-star restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman came over to their table, gave the husband a big, wet kiss, and in a breathy voice she said, "I'll see you later tonight…" ending with a wink just before turning and slinking away. 

The wife glared at her husband and asked, "Who was that?" 

"Oh", replied the husband matter of factly, "She's my mistress…" 

"Well, that's the last straw", the wife announced furiously. "I've had quite enough, I want a divorce!", she demanded.

"I can understand that," replied her suddenly sympathetic husband. "But, remember, you signed a rock-solid prenup and if we get divorced it'll mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more expensive cars in the garage, and no more yacht club. But, the decision is yours…"

Just then, a mutual friend entered the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?", the wife asked curiously. 

"That's HIS mistress", the husband replied. 

Still trying to make sense of her own husband's indiscretion, she thought for a moment and then in a haughty voice she said, "Well, ours is much prettier…"                                                                                                                                       

* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968 (and riding motorcycles since 1972)