Until Tony Hawk Can Deadlift 600lbs On A Skateboard, This Dude Is The GOAT
Oh you can spin around 900 degrees on a skateboard, Tony? Awesome. Good for you. But do you even lift, bro?? In fact, I can't even remember a time I've seen Tony Hawk even deadlift something light like 135 lbs. I know he's currently healing up a shattered leg but that's no excuse for the Birdman.
Now I'll be honest, I have no idea what this fella was going for with the skateboard in the mouth. The only thing I could think about is how much the grip tape on the board has to be shredding his teeth to shreds. I mean that's essentially the same thing as chewing on sandpaper. Then you factor in how hard he must have been biting down while lifting that weight and yeah, 4/5 dentists would not recommend.
Also can we talk about what a silly invention the waveboard was? I think I know 2 or 3 people total who ever learned how to actually ride one of those things. Everybody else would just wiggle around on one for a few feet and then fall over. Worst type of boarding activity known to man.
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Sidenote: I haven't gotten around to watching all of this yet but the parts I have are fantastic.