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The Braves' World Series Ring Is the Sexiest Thing These Eyes Have Ever Seen

I didn't know when or if I'd ever get to see a Braves World Series ring in my life, but boy, does the reality supercede any expectations I could have possibly had. That is the sexiest piece of jewelry I have ever laid eyes on.

The ring wasn't supposed to be unveiled until later tonight when the Braves have their ring ceremony at Truist Park, but as is the case with everything these days, the video leaked.

Every detail in this thing is perfect: the 18.71-karat gold, the 755 diamonds, the pearl inside the Commissioner's Trophy. They definitely did it right, even if the outside was all there was to the ring. But wait, there's more!

Pop the top on that bad boy and there's a full stadium on the inside with working lights?! I think my only gripe with the entire ring is the ruby representing Jorge Soler's home run should have been placed outside the ballpark. I understand we're working with limited space here, but the ball literally left the yard.

All in all, though, that ring is absolutely incredible. It's everything I could have ever wanted and more. I would once again just like to thank every member of the 2021 Atlanta Braves for doing the damn thing and creating one of the coolest experiences of my life.

Let's go get another one of these things this season.