Watch This When You're High - The Greenland Shark Can Live To Be More Than 400 Years Old

Shout out @mr807 for the suggestion:

Did y’all know there are sharks out there that are over 400 years old. Greenland sharks. That means there could be sharks swimming around who were born before the revolutionary war. Just blows my mind

Keep the suggestions coming. Keep them classy. No butt stuff.