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BONK: Congressman Says Washington D.C. Is Big Time Horny And People Are Pretending To Be Shocked

On today's ZeroBlog30 we talked about podcast comments U.S. Representative Madison Cawthorn made this week that sent shockwaves through the political world:

"The sexual perversion that goes on in Washington ... being kind of a young guy in Washington, where the average age is probably 60 or 70 -- [you] look at all these people, a lot of them that I've looked up to through my life, I've always paid attention to politics. ... Then all of a sudden you get invited -- 'We're going to have a sexual get-together at one of our homes, you should come.' ... What did you just ask me to come to? And then you realize they're asking you to come to an orgy. ... Some of the people leading on the movement to try and remove addiction in our country, and then you watch them do a key bump of cocaine right in front of you. And it's like, this is wild."

First of all, getroman.com/ZBT. 

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Second of all, I'd say about 69.6969% of politicians in Washington D.C. are absolute hypocritical FREAK-A-LEAKS and I don't know why everyone is clutching their pearls as if deep down we're not all acutely aware. We just only care when 'the other side' gets caught. And speaking of, I don't care which side of the fence they're on... The more pious, straight-laced, high-horse & do-gooder they seem, the more I'm willing to bet a Rep. is a deviant wildcard behind closed doors, Republican, Democrat, whoever. (But especially those hardcore Libertarians & Green Party types... We're talkin' reverse-cowgirl-upside-down-zamboni style stuff happening with those groups I'm sure. Just nutty.). Pshh, I bet half the people rebuking Cawthorn have tossed their keys into a bowl or put some upside down pineapples out on their patios a time or two is all I'm sayin', not that I'm here to judge. Get your freak on however you want (so long as it's consensual & everyone is of age of course), so long as you're using my tax money to fill my holes, too. (* Pot holes on the roads in my town, to be more specific.)

THIRD OF ALL, you can hear more of my awful takes plus the following on the latest ZBT, which went absolutely ham on the thumbnail for YouTube this week. I mean, my goodness.