Gradey Dick Is A LOCK To Be A Super Villain For Any Team Kansas Plays Against

Reags3/30/2022 2:50 PM

You know how I know it's 2022? Gradey Dick isn't going to Duke. Look at that guy. That's a Duke guy. He'd be right up there with Danny Ferry, Christian Laettner, Cherokee Parks, Wojo, Hurley, Grayson (forgot him at first because the list is so goddamn long) and JJ Redick. He's going to be a super villain because look at him. That floppy hair. The name Gradey Dick, especially with an E. And the fact he's a McDonald's All-American. He's a damn good player which is going to make even more annoying.

And to make it even better, his dad's name? You guessed it. Bart Dick. I have officially moved Bart Dick up to a lottery pick in the name selection. He's no Velvet Milkman, but he's a lottery worthy selection. To quote our pal Carl, he's the left tackle from Iowa. You take him and you have your foundation for a name team.

The question will just be if Gradey Dick stays in college for more than a year. He's a borderline first round pick coming into the freshman year. He has a chance to go down in history as someone who the rest of the Big 12 loses their mind over. I can already guarantee we're going to be blogging about WVU students come next year. And throw in the fact he goes to Kansas? He's going to be on big time games. He's going to be talked about because Kansas is always in the top-10. All the recipe for a super villain is here.

Need him to lean into it. Like this: