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Moritz Seider Continues To Be A Menace To Society And Ruin Anybody Who Attempts To Hit Him

If you're someone who wants to have a career in the NHL which lasts longer than a cup of coffee, then there are 2 simple rules you need to learn and follow as soon as you get into the league. 1) If you're in the neutral zone and you see Connor McDavid skating towards you with the puck at full speed, just save yourself the embarrassment and head straight to the bench. 2) Don't ever attempt to hit Moritz Seider. Never. Not even if there's a fire. Because if you try to hit Moritz Seider, you end up dead. Plain and simple. 

Max Willman had to find that one out the hard way. But he wasn't the first, nor will he be the last victim of Seider playing the reverse card. Kreider got got. 

Dowd got got at the end of this clip. 

To a lesser extent, Pasta got got. 

The moral of the story here is that if you even think about hitting Mo Seider, you're gonna have a bad time. The only issue, however, is that if you don't at least try to hit him? Well there's simply no way you're taking the puck from him because he's an even bigger bully then. Just watch as he tosses Oskar Lindblom to the side here like a small child before toying with Morgan Frost even further before starting this breakout. 

Broadcasters can't even do their job of commentating what Seider is doing with the puck because all they can do is sit there and laugh at the carnage he leaves behind him. And that wasn't the first time Seider has toyed with the entire Flyers roster and made them all out to look like a bunch of buffoons. 

This kid rules so hard. 

@JordieBarstool