Try To Watch The 2022 "Cut Queen" In Action Without Getting A Boner
ELECTRIC!
That ladies and gentlemen is pure, unadulterated, sexuality in an art form.
You didn't know that knife work could turn you on?
Neither did I until stumbling across @DRMRSBIGCHRIS on Instagram.
I don't think I've been this aroused by a woman on video performing something fully clothed involving a kitchen instrument since I watched Ina Garten fondle some meatballs.
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(Sidebar- if you don't think The Barefoot Contessa is a minx and a half you have rocks in your brain. You think that stud Jeffrey would settle for anything less?)
To conclude, I'm pretty sure whatever sport or event we are watching The Cut Queen put on a clinic in needs to be in the next summer olympics.
Better yet, put them in the winter Olympics. That whole thing is on life support, and shit like this could breathe some new life into it.
I always thought the basic cuts in a chef's repertoire consisted of the cross chop, a Brunoise dice, the Julienne, the baton, the rock chop, and the batonnet.
I don't know what the fuck this thing is called
But I know I love it.
p.s. - has there ever been a more anticlimatic end to an event? I thought we were gonna see her fire this blade in between a guys legs to shave some pubes or something and this is what we get?
Definitely going to need to clean it up at the end if we're going to get this into the Olympics guys. Don't be afraid to get a little nuts.
p.p.s. - you know I had to do a remix. (h/t Magee)