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Don't Let This Stallion Anywhere Near Your Wife's Ribs

If your wife ends up anywhere within a quarter mile of this man then guess what? You don't have a wife anymore. Because she's going to smell all of the smoke getting picked up in the air and follow the trail directly to his smoker. She's going to pop the lid and see some glorious racks of spare ribs rubbed with kosher salt, black pepper, granulated garlic, paprika, a dash of chili powder, a bit of oregano, smoked at 285 for about 2.5 hours and then wrapped with some honey on the back side and lightly sauced on the meat side for another hour or so, then finished off for another half hour until they're perfectly juicy and tender and delicious. The moment she takes a bite out of one of his ribs, it's over. She belongs to him for the rest of her life and there ain't dick you can do about it. 

Speaking of dick, there's no way this legend is clocking in anywhere under double digit inches. You can't go no shoes at the bar without having a big ol' beef link on you. 

Anyways...Roll Tide, brother. And save some for the rest of us. 

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