My DM's Are the Scariest Place on the Internet on Sunday's
Every Sunday, I religiously ask my followers via my stories to tell me something scandalous. We call it Sunday Scandies.
Here are my biggest takeaways:
- Everyone cheats
- People have some weird ass kinks (apparently sticking hamsters up your hoo-ha is a thing)
- Anal "slip ups" happen often
- Our sexual education has failed us
I don't think we really need to dig into #1, because it's self explanatory. People cheat. Men cheat. Women cheat. People have affairs with bosses, friend's parents, the next door neighbor and the list goes on.
However, we do have to expand upon #2, because I have really learned a lot since doing this for six months or so. I thought diaper fetishes or people sticking metal rods in their penis holes were shocking… until I learned this.
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Allegedly there is a long standing rumor that Richard Gere was once hospitalized for this very thing.
From MelMagazine.com
The story goes like this: Richard Gere once got a gerbil stuck up his ass and then had to go to the ER to get it removed. And that’s it — end of story. Yet this single-sentence narrative has somehow endured the test of time for decades, like some ancient folklore passed down from generation to generation. Why has this story been so durable? Where did it come from? Why the fuck is a gerbil always the rodent of choice? Most importantly, is it true?
I'm not sure I'll ever look at him the same. What a shame, I really loved him in Pretty Woman.
Onto #3, Anal Slip ups.
"Accidentally" and "twice" aren't usually two things used in the same sentence. The amount of submissions I received about anal slip ups is astonishing. I've concluded two things: either men don't know what they're doing OR these really aren't slip ups at all.
And lastly… #4: our sexual education failing us.
This new revelation isn't necessarily new news, but nonetheless, it's surprising when grown ass adults are learning things about their bodies and sex for the first time. It wouldn't be fair to keep this information to myself, so I'm here to spread the word. Ladies and gentlemen… when a postpartum woman orgasm, their nipples spray milk.
According to one of my followers, her husband, "loved it." Another told me she soaked the bed.
There's a lot more that unfolded and it will be up on my stories for a few more hours, so check It out here. I also have old scandies saved in my highlights.
In conclusion, my DM's are the weirdest place on the internet every Sunday.