Tyrod Taylor Is The Giants New QB2

As the Chairman of the Daniel Jones Hype Group, let me be the first to welcome Tyrod Taylor to the New York Football Giants! After the shitshow that took place after Danny Dimes', injury, I'm pretty sure all the mamalukes that still have a job with Big Blue learned just how important a good backup QB is.

However, Tyrod is no ordinary backup QB. He is a King Maker that helped Baker Mayfield, Justin Herbert, and Davis Mills all transition into NFL starters as rookies, where each one surpassed expectations. Our little lamb is blessed to have someone as good as Tyrod in the QB Room and if God forbid the carpenter tells us that Danny's neck injury is even worse than we could've imagined, the Giants have a perfectly fine player to start on Sundays and in Madden. 

I know what you're going to say too. "Hey Clem, Tyrod would be the perfect bridge quarterback for the Giants if they draft a quarterback in 2023". My response is do you kiss your mother with that mouth? We don't mock draft around these parts until AT LEAST mid-October! As of now, we are all rooting that Brian Daboll can work his Josh Allen magic on Danny Dimes ASAP while trying to figure out how exactly we are supposed to say Tyrod because I'm honestly not sure even after hearing his answer from 2018.