I Don't Understand Why Lincoln Riley Left Norman, OK for This $17 Million Oceanfront Estate in Los Angeles

Man, I really don't understand why Lincoln Riley would leave the program he had built at Oklahoma for this! USC hasn't won more than eight games since 2017! His family loved Norman!

Seven fireplaces. Seven! Does it make sense now, OU fans?

He gets to live in an oceanfront mansion with an elevator and a tennis court. That's why he left Norman, Oklahoma. And in terms of the football side, he knew he could take whatever players he wanted from OU with him anyway. You got cucked; it happens.

It must be nice, man. Just win a few ballgames, go to a New Year's Six bowl or two and this palace is Riley's as long as he wants to be there. Seems like a decent gig!

We're about to find out how good of a coach Riley really is, though. It's a lot easier to stay at the facility all day and watch film when you're not thinking about hitting the sauna at your L.A. beach house. I suppose having a Heisman favorite at quarterback from day one adds some peace of mind.

Just think of the taxes Riley is paying on that bad boy if you want to make some sort of rationalization to not be reminded how shitty normal life is.