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Businesswoman/Entrepreneur Kim Kardashian Has A Message For All You LAZY, SLACKER Women Out There: "Get Your F'ing Ass Up and Work!"

Listen up, ladies!

Not like you're doing anything else, am I right? Sorry to interrupt your latest midday Netflix binge, I know you were probably comfortable laying on the couch in dirty sweats, generally wasting space and draining working-society's resources like every other day.  You should have plenty of time to hear this very important life advice from noted US Businesswoman and Entrepreneur Kimberly Kardashian:

I couldn't agree more. Time for the women all around this great country to lift themselves up by their bootstraps and make something of themselves from nothing — like Kim did.  

And if you don't have the boots to begin with, reach out to Kim to borrow a pair.

"While her closets are to die for, there isn't enough room to fit all the shoes she owns — there are well over a thousand pairs,” the insider divulged, adding that price really isn't an object for the almost-billionaire. 

“She spends at least $300,000 on fashion every week."

It's called taking the initiative.  No excuses.

There's nothing stopping you from being the next billion-dollar woman (with the billion dollar sister and billion dollar ex-husband and multimillion dollar mom and multimillion dollar other sisters). 

All you need is hard work and passion, that's it. 

If that's not getting the job done, film and release a sex tape to get your name out there, wait for enough people to care enough to watch you just "live life" with cameras on you, and the million-dollar business ventures that derive 100% of their worth from just the name on them alone will come soon after. 

You'll need to hire other people to help along the way of course; you might want to, you might try to, but nobody can do EVERYTHING by themselves — not even generational-talent Kim Kardashian.  You'll need to hire other self-starting and driven women if you want to break into the multitude of markets that Kim imagines for you.  Follow her lead. 

Here's a former employee of Kim's who says she worked on the Kardashian apps, one of the family's top earning ventures — Kim self-reported that she made $80 million from her iPhone game (Forbes says the real figure is more likely on the lower end of $20-40 million).

Sounds like "Jessica" wasn't getting her "fucking ass up" high enough.  Don't make the same mistake: wake up even earlier, work even longer hours, focus on nothing but your work — men will welcome you with open arms, excited you're finally putting some effort in, and not only recognize that work ethic but reward it with pay equal to their own. 

Just don't stand there with your hand out.  Nothing has ever come easy to anyone.  If you want something, you have to work your ass off for it and do it all on your own, and if it ever feels too hard or like it's impossible, remind yourself: 

Kim Kardashian did it.  

So can I.