The Knicks Need To Sign This Garbage Man With Unlimited Range ASAP

Will someone wake up Leon Rose from whatever slumber he fell into around the trade deadline and let him know we found a diamond in the rough of the New York streets? The Warriors have the Splash Brothers while the Knicks have Garbage Water that is wet from street corner to street corner no matter how heavy or light the rock is, clearly doesn't mind getting his hands dirty, and is the epitome of a blue collar worker that the Garden faithful will love. Doubly so because he's a local guy. 

I know, I know the biggest concern with any new player on the Knicks is how much burn Thibs will give him. But based on everything I know about him, there is noooooo chance that Thibs doesn't give a garbage man as many minutes as he wants or needs. It may cause Deuce McBride to get sent to Westchester for the 100th time this season. But let's be honest, if Thibs didn't set Deuce loose in the Nets or Sixers games the last couple of weeks, he isn't getting loose anytime soon as long as Alec Burks is on the roster.