Frank The Tank Vs. A Pair Of Tits - Who Ya Got?

Honestly we've been living in a pressure cooker for a while now, so I had to publish this blog simply because the headline itself can make even the most stressed out person sneak a smile on a Monday. So many of the classic moments at Barstool happen because of serendipitous timing, with this being no different, even though The Yak is a magnet for the patently absurd because the hosts are all batshit crazy which is why they eclipsed a cool one million YouTube subscribers last week.

Anyway, back to the video. Frank The Tank wearing the jersey of an American sports icon, rolling up the sleeves of said jersey of said American icon, then deciding to casually backhand a pair of fake titties as they pass by is funny. But all that followed by Frank asking for more and laying the smacketh down on that beautiful dairy pair is why Portnoy built this damn romper house with cameras covering every square inch. Now when I think of Mike Eruzione, there are three things I will think of are (in order):

3. This classic scene from Miracle:

2. The game-winning goal of the Miracle On Ice:

and number 1 with a bullet, Frank The Tank seeing a pair of fake boobies then deciding to wallop them twice for a first round KO:

In case all this isn't proof that the simulation is broken, Mike Eruzione and Frank breaking into their own commenting kerfuffle is proof that at the very least Barstool has broken the internet.

I heard Big Cat say that Frank is going to try to lockout the lockout and if Frank shows anywhere near as much fight against Manfraud as he does an innocent rubber YABOs, baseball will be back by this time tomorrow. Crazy to think the owners entire plan is going to crumble because the NJ Transit just happened to be late to Mets Opening Day a few years ago. Sliding doors, man...

Also I have no clue what the hell the Out & About fellas were doing with those titties, but based on everything we've seen from them lately, it's going to be absurd.