Grandpa In The Providence Student Section Just Fucked Your Girlfriend
Sorry you had to find out this way, folks, but your girlfriend is spread eagle waiting for grandpa and there's not a god damn thing you can do about it. He's the Blue of a new generation. Do kids these days still watch Old School? God I hope so and I'm not aging myself. I mean that movie came out in 2003. That's by my math...carry the 1...19 years fucking years ago. GOOD LORD I AM OLD. Sheesh. Anyway, where were we? I'm on my couch playing poker. Where are you? Not with your girlfriend? Now you know why. And that's how you bring a blog full circle. 3Chi promo code ACES.
