Lighten the Fuck Up! The Newlyweds Made a Promise to Each Other on Their Wedding Night...

A newly married couple, fearing that there was no afterlife, made a promise to each other on their wedding night that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was…

After a long, fulfilling life together, the husband was first to pass, and true to his word he made contact. “ Psst… Mary… Mary…” 

“Is that you, Fred?” 

“Yes, I’ve come back as we agreed.”

“Please tell me, what’s it like?” 

“Well, I get up in the morning and have sex. Then, after breakfast, I'm off to the golf course. After 18 holes, I have sex again, bask in the sun, and then I have more sex. After lunch and another round of golf, I pretty much have sex all afternoon. After dinner, more golf followed by more sex until late at night. The following day, it starts all over again…” 

“Wow Fred, surely you must be in heaven?” 

“Not exactly, Mary, I’m a sheep in Wales…”                                                                                                                                          

* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968