Channing Tatum Tells Kelly Clarkson That Getting Into Shape For Magic Mike Was "Unhealthy," Gym Memberships Are Cancelled Nationwide

There we have it, ladies and gentlemen. It's actually bad to look like Channing Tatum in Magic Mike! Unhealthy, even! Nobody looks like that! Unrealistic standards of beauty! Listen closely...you can hear the sounds of Equinox, Planet and Blink Fitness doors shuttering all over the nation. Channing decided to take a stand on Kelly Clarkson, letting everyone know that his smokin' hot body is unattainable, even to him.

"I don't know how people who work a 9 to 5 actually stay in shape, because it's my full-time job and I can barely do it."

YASSSS, CHANNING! Preachhhh Kingggg! I can't understand the people who work out exclusively on their free time. I've always told myself that my personal lack of drive in this area meant that I was doomed to be lazy, and therefore never destined to be a #HotChick. Only a #CoolGirl and sometimes #SexyWithTheRightLighting. Guys who are SUPER built like this intimidate me personally because I'm not going to be on that level, ever. I feel like guys who get ripped like Channing would look at my ass not moving from the couch and double fisting McDonalds for 4 days in a row and be revolted, right? It's a lose-lose. We're never going to be compatible because I'm never going to deadlift 400 pounds and then run 13.1 miles over to the Iron Man competition and close out the day with a full marathon. Everyone, including Magic Mike himself, says your routine is bogus. Mix in a nap here and there instead.