Aaron Rodgers Made a Big Announcement Today: He's Completed a 12 Day Cleanse - As For His Future He Hasn't Made a Decision

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Last night we got a cryptic Aaron Rodgers instagram post which a lot of people thought was him saying goodbye to the game

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Today we woke up and found out he was scheduled to be on the McAfee Show in the early afternoon. Enter all the drama, sound the alarms, everyone to their battle stations. Here we go, it's happening people.  

Welp, five seconds into being on the show he shut that shit right down. 

Remember when he said he wasn't going to drag out this decision? So much for that. Posting that instagram last night and then hopping on Pat's show like this to announce nothing is the definition of dragging this out. Son of a bitch learned Favre's greatest trick after all. 

He even cleared up the Cobb-Davante picture he threw in his post.

Alright I guess that explanation does hold water. Fair enough. Listen we're all on edge, give us a break here. 

He did mention that a decision is coming, whatever that means. 

So yeah no football news today, but Rodgers did announce he recently completed something called a Panchakarma cleanse. I mean look at this fucking thing.

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Therapeutic vomiting. Enemas. Eating butter until you puke and shit it out. Did I mention THERAPEUTIC VOMITING??? What are we doing here? Maybe last night's social media post had to do with him being relieved and grateful the poop cleanse was over. 

Just make a decision and get this show on the road.