Mike McDaniel Seamlessly Answering A Fuck, Marry, Kill Between His Old Coworkers Sean McVay, Kyle Shanahan, And Matt LaFleur Is Proof The Dolphins Got A Real One

I know, I know. The reporter technically asked Mike McDaniel to play Kiss, Marry, Kill but that's clearly just the PG version of Fuck, Marry, Kill that people in the media who don't work for a crazy fuck like Dave Portnoy have to abide by. 

Anyway, someone should tell Frank The Tank to try to be happy about one of his teams for once now that Mike McDaniel is in charge because I love him after seeing that video. Most Football Guys would either hit the reporter with 1000 football cliches to avoid answering the question or hit the reporter with his fists for talking about other coaches like that.

Not Mike McDaniel though. He faced that question head on and nailed it without batting an eyelash behind his signature glasses. Marry the guy that got you your job, kill the guy that just beat you at your last job, and fuck I mean kiss the guy that is in the middle. THAT'S the kind of decisiveness and fearlessness you want in a coach that'll be staring across the field at Bill Belichick in the 4th quarter of a division game in December. Breaking down which coach you want to drop X's and O's on (we're talking hugs and kisses) is much different than breaking down football X's and O's, even though McDaniel does that pretty damn well too.

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Also my lowkey favorite thing about McDaniel is that he may look like a nerd but he's also a bad boy at heart.

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Finally I'd like to wrap up this blog by thanking Daniel Snyder for ensuring none of these guys became head coach of any of the iterations of the Washington Football Team because it's been hard enough being a Giants fan since 2013.