A Man Who Calls Himself The "King Of Farts" Has Been Permanently Banned From Walmart For Repeatedly Ripping Ass Into The Intercom

First of all, I cannot believe that this guy is still alive. Zah and I used to send this video back and forth to each other every day for like a year during 2919...

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I thought it was a one time thing, but apparently KOF has been around forever. There are literal highlight reels of his best farts all over the internet. Here's one of them...

He's also gained a pretty significant TikTok following strictly by posting his farts. But they're not just regular farts, they're illegal ones. Ones that he covertly blasts into various big box store intercoms while a friend films from a distance. He's been doing it since 2018 and was only recently caught due to letting his guard down. Now he wears disguises while he commits his crimes…

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What a guy. Will this ban stop him from doing what he loves? Of course not- nothing will stop him. Not a ban, not an arrest, not anything. The man is going to do what he loves until he can't do it anymore. Where there's a will, there's a way. All we can do now is sit back and watch. Best of luck, King Of Farts, you're going to need it.