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I Have A New Personal Arch Enemy And It's Super Bowl Winning Coach Sean McVay

That's it. This guy is my newest enemy: 

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He went out and stole my newest best friend Liam Coen after just one year. It's wrong. It's like when you somehow land a date with a girl way out of your league. Date goes well. You even think you're about to get a 2nd date then her ex-boyfriend shows back up with flowers. You're fucked. That's how I feel, not that I know about the other feeling. 

Sean McVay is 36 years old, a Super Bowl winner, talked about as a genius, can retire at any point and make more money, about to be married to a complete smoke and now took Liam Coen back. The man has too much going for him. That's why I need to hate him. I didn't want to hate him, but he left me no choice. 

Liam Coen was AWESOME his one year at Kentucky. Turned Kentucky's offense into something we haven't seen since like Tim Couch and Mike Leach were running around Lexington. He's going to be a star in the coaching world. He's going to be a head coach at some point and we've seen teams just poach the Rams anyways. I get it. But it sucks. I wanted at least three years with Coen running the offense. He helped turn Wan'Dale Robinson into an elite receiver. He helped turn Will Levis into a damn good college quarterback. He helped Kentucky finish as a ranked team. That all matters. 

Enjoy your life, Sean. You just made an enemy. 

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