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If You're Not Cooking Steak With Molten Lava Then You Might As Well Put Your Man Card Through The Shredder

What are you gonna do? Go turn on the stove top to a nice medium-hot heat like a little bitch? Get the cast iron skillet heated up, lightly season both sides of the steak with some salt, pepper, and a little bit of granulated garlic like a fucking beta? Cook the steak for a few minutes on each side 

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If You're Not Cooking Steak With Molten Lava Then You Might As Well Put Your Man Card Through The Shredder

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