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Never Been More Jealous Than I Am Right Now Of Rick Ross Getting His Cow

You know what they say, you never forget your first. This is a day that Rick Ross will remember forever. His first cow. Happier than a mufucker. Welcome to the promiseland big BOY. 

This is my favorite video of the day. Even better than Canadians demanding apologies. 

This is #goals right here. Been saying it for years that this is what I want to do when I am grown up and/or independently wealthy. I want a ranch with goats, chickens, a big motherfucking cow, and wide open spaces for my retired race horses to run around in for the rest of their days. Rozay has found the proper way to live. Back to nature. He's basically Thoreau now. I just need to find a way to get that Rick Ross money because the going rate for ranches I look at is pretty steep


The internet didn't respect my wishes and this place sold. Sad. At the moment I just have to live vicariously through Rozay and his big boy cow who also looks happy has fuck in his pasture with his little horsie friends running around in the distance.