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Punxsutawney Phil Is A Total Dumbass And It's Time We Stop Listening To That Clown

Look at this idiot. Look at this dumb little bastard. Punxsutawney Phil, an absolute fraud. A dunce. A lying sack of shit.  This moron said we had at least 6 more weeks of winter ahead of us. Uhhhhh hey, Phil. How about you do yourself a favor and check the weather today, jackass. It's 65 degrees in

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