Get Your Popcorn Ready: Britney Is Going To Congress
Billboard - Britney Spears revealed on Wednesday (Feb. 16) that she was invited to join Congress members Charlie Crist (D-Fla.) and Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.) in a meeting to discuss her experience in her 13-year conservatorship.
The star posted an official letter dated Dec. 1, 2021, from the Congress of the United States to Instagram, congratulating Spears on the termination of her conservatorship in November. “We wanted to personally invite you and your counsel to meet with us in Congress at a mutually convenient time to describe in your own words how you achieved justice,” the letter reads. “There is no doubt that your story will empower countless others outside the millions that are already inspired by you and your art. Please know that you have absolutely no obligation to do anything more but fight for yourself, but if you are willing we would appreciate learning more about the emotional and financial turmoil you faced within the conservatorship system.”
In the caption, Spears expressed how “flattered” she was about receiving the letter, though “at the time I wasn’t nearly at the healing stage I’m in now.”
“I’m grateful that my story was even ACKNOWLEDGED,” she wrote. “Because of the letter, I felt heard and like I mattered for the first time in my life !!! In a world where your own family goes against you, it’s actually hard to find people that get it and show empathy !!!!!’
She added that she’s “not here to be a victim although I’m the first to admit I’m pretty messed up by it all,” but she wants to “help others in vulnerable situations, take life by the balls and be brave!!!”
Well, I'll be damned.
What a fucking year for our girl Britney.
From the outhouse to the penthouse.
Actually, strike that. From the penthouse to the outhouse.
The outhouse being Congress. Where all the shit in this country goes.
It's no surprise they reached out to Britney to invite her to Capitol Hill. It was only a matter of time.
She is WHITE HOT once again. America's sweetheart has returned from a brief moment of obscurity and being seen as mentally unstable to the top of the mountain.
And she brings the boys to the yard. And the girls. Britney puts asses in the seats and draws eyeballs like none other. And there is NOTHING politicians enjoy more than-
1- listening to themselves talk
and
2- seeing themselves on TV or in the headlines
(2b- being sexual deviants)
So credit where credit is due, well played by Congressmen Swalwell and Crist here in seeing a golden opportunity and seizing it.
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Here is a breakdown Eddie, Chief, and I did on the entire conservatorship on Dog Walk. Give us a watch, a like, and SUBSCRIBE!
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