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Lighten the Fuck Up! The Job Posting said "Gynecologist's Assistant Needed, No Experience Required"...

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A young guy living in Boston recently became unemployed and he immediately went to the nearest job center where he noticed a flyer pinned to the job board seeking a "Gynecologist's Assistant to work at a newly-built 'Soothing Approach Gynecology Center', no experience required".

He was very interested and wanted to know more about it. He approached the attending clerk and asked, "Can you give me some specific details about the job's responsibilities?"

The clerk pulled up the file and read the job description. "The job includes helping affluent young women prepare for a gynecological exam in a soothing and relaxing manner, one that only the Soothing Approach Gynecology Center offers. The Gynecologist's Assistant will be required to help patients out of their undergarments, get them seated comfortably on the examination chair, and then carefully sponge-bathe their private regions after which they will apply warming shaving gel and gently remove any hair. Assistants will be required to complete each prep by massaging in soothing, aromatic oils so patients remain stress-free and ready for their gynecological examination."

The clerk added, "There's a starting salary of fifty-five thousand dollars, full health insurance, two weeks paid vacation, eight sick days, and a 401K, but you're gonna have to travel to Manchester, New Hampshire, which is about 50 miles north of here…"

Excited about the possibility of landing the job, the young guy asked, "So, the 'Soothing Approach Gynecology Center' is located in Manchester, New Hampshire?" 

"No sir, the center is located in downtown Boston, but that's where the end of the line is at the moment…"                                                                                                             

* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968