BREAKING: John Cusack To Star In Action Movie "Pursuit" With Emile Hirsch, LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!

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I'm sure a lot of you think I hate John Cusack, but the truth is I don't. "Say Anything" is an adorable teen romance flick and if I've said it once, I've said it 1 billion times - "Hot Tub Time Machine" is one of the most underrated movies of all time, even if Cusack's character was a complete and total stick in the mud in it. But I don't hate John Cusack. Not at all.

Sure, I think he's fucking LAME for being a "Chicago" fan when it comes to his baseball allegiance, and sure, I think it was even fucking LAMER that he had Mike Squires ready to go knowing he was 100% getting called out by someone at the Blackout game last fall, and sure, I think he's a broken brained LUNATIC on social media... but that's all whatever. He can do him. He's been in good movies and that's just an objective statement. Yeah, most of his recent work has completely sucked ass, but he's had a cool career ride throughout his Hollywood life. That's impossible to hate.  

This trailer though? I think I'm sold? Emile Hirsch is really good too. Off the top of my head, "Alpha Dog", "The Girl Next Door", and "Into The Wild" are all fantastic flicks. I could watch any one of those movies at any given time and be entertained for different reasons. Because of that, I will watch this Hirsch/Cusack movie "Pursuit" on some illegal streaming website as soon as I can and give it my full and honest breakdown. I know it's typically a poor choice to judge a book by its cover, for lack of a better pun, but this trailer looked awesome, Hirsch is great and Cusack has failed upwards into good movies before. Put all of that together and we have an outside shot at having a banger of a movie on our hands.

I will get back to the masses with an unbiased take on this movie. That said Cusack can fuck off somewhere.