Kill the Lizard! Don't Be Dragged into the Tar Pits of Any Passing Whores!
On Tuesday night, I got a dm saying we had to read this twitter thread from Christian pastor Brian Suave that warns men not to fall into the temptation of "Christian sisters parading their bottoms and breasts in front of you" on KFC Radio. It's such an absurd thread that I thought it was another long con joke from KB. You can read that thread here.
This poor man. Just trying to live his life without getting "dragged into the tar pits of any passing whore, no matter how loud the call." I've heard a lot of disgusting nicknames for vaginas in my day but "tar pit" is so preposterous I'm not sure he's ever seen one. That's the pussy equivalent to "a bag of sand" for a tit. If you run into a "tar pit" in the wild call a doctor.
Luckily the poor pastor isn't alone and he found himself some allies in KFC Radio.
This was a funny segment on the podcast and honestly I thought nothing more of it until word got back to Brain Sauve.
TURNS OUT WE'RE AT WAR WITH MASCULINITY! This clip inspired another 12 tweet thread from the pastor. It's a whole bunch of bullshit about how life's hard because women on the internet are proud of their bodies or something. Bleh, bleh, bleh. Best part of the thread, he went back and listened to the full segment on KFC Radio.
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In case you were curious in the first nine minutes we talked about Nelly allegedly getting his dick sucked on instagram. I just wonder if he hung around for the following segment where we talked about Howie Mandel's dog's dick for ten minutes (if you haven't seen it it's a medical marvel). I'm gonna send him our segment of top 5 hottest dudes and watch his head explode.
In the end, we at least got a new tagline for the podcast.
KFC Radio: a good window into the hears of sinful men
Also John is still fully on board and off of sex.
Watch the whole segment here. As Brian said, it's around the 9 minute mark.
P.S. The bible teaches you how to fuck? What the hell is going on in verses?
P.P.S. No one. I mean no one. Should go out of their way to send this man sexually explicit content. That would not be nice. He will not be tempted. Don't do it.